“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Randy Watson.”

by Mike Apathy

Friends, “Put your hands together for Mr. Randy Watson. Randy Watson everybody.” “Mr. RAAAAAANDY WAAAATSOON! Ha! Dat boy good!” Now obviously I don’t know, personally, the REAL Mr. Randy Watson (I have to… Continue reading →

Time to go to school! CHOP CHOP! C’mon, let’s go!

by Tyler

Dear Hamstring, Being that today is the official launch of The Octopus Hamstring, we wanted to do something special. We were lucky enough to get the esteemed Hobson St. Berdhaus to contribute an article to… Continue reading →