Mike, Holy fuck, man. You’re posting pictures of eggplants that look like penises while expecting me to deliver like Ali in the Philippines. I’m slightly befuddled here, and don’t get me wrong, Mike,… Continue reading
Tyler (and Friends), Yep. I’m officially calling you out. The gloves are off. Pretty soon the loyal readers of the Hamstring are going to start believing that this “Tyler” person is a manifestation… Continue reading
Dear Mike, What the fuck, dude? Didn’t we agree on this whole thing being anonymous? Since the induction (I may or may not be using this word correctly) of this site Mike has… Continue reading
Dear Hamstring, Being that today is the official launch of The Octopus Hamstring, we wanted to do something special. We were lucky enough to get the esteemed Hobson St. Berdhaus to contribute an article to… Continue reading
