Tag Archive: Sex

Learning How to Fish


Friends, In his song I’m a Hustla Fiddy famously said, I’m the type to swallow my blood ‘fore I swallow my pride. Three things initially came to mind when I first heard this… Continue reading

Weeding Out the Weakest Links


Not hotlinks that lead to unreputable pornography sites. Not the cufflinks you thought would be funny to put in the microwave that one time. I’m not talking about a package of Jimmy Dean… Continue reading

What the Decendents referred to as ALL


Buttholes, Religion is bullshit. You know it, I know it, I’m not going to waste any of your time deconstructing the obvious reasons that support my opening statement. See, proof that I hold… Continue reading

My Dog is a Rapist


This is why we shouldn’t let our kids listen to Eminem, Marylin MANSON and Elvis Presley records. This filth is poisoning the youth and turning them all into hedonistic, nihilistic, Godless sexual deviants.… Continue reading

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