Friends of the Hamstring: Phat B Edition “Rex Ryan is a Bloated Piece of Shit”

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  Friends,   Reader and friend-of-the-Hamstring, Phat B from Orange County California, has cracked me up lately. The following are un-doctored excerpts from recent back-and-forth’s with Phat B:   Last Monday in reference to Monday Night Football 10/3/11: Mike… Continue reading

Really, Al Davis? Really?

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Friends, This is bullshit. That is all. For Tyler, Raider Nation, Mark Fucking Sanchez and my new crap team, the Jets, This is Mike Apathy signing off.

UPDATE! – Smashing Pumpkins @ the Wiltern (L.A.) 10/5/11

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UPDATE: Show was EPIC. They played TONS of obscure album tracks and didn’t lean on their radio hits. This is the fourth time I’ve seen them live, and it was the first time… Continue reading

TONIGHT!!! Smashing Pumpkins @ The Wiltern (Downtown L.A.) 10/5/11

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Friends, Tonight. Stizzle. Apathy. Pumpkins. Wiltern. Pretending that it’s 1997. To get into the mood, I’m gonna post a couple live videos I found on YuoTube. 1. Smashing Pumpkins – “I of the… Continue reading

The Octopus Hamstring Presents Ask Apathy vol. 1: The Road to Ridding Life of Chemical Dependency

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Friends, I had an idea about a week ago. Good ideas in my battle-torn brain are few and far between. ”Yaaaaay!!!” Recently I’ve been thinking that I should be posting more “important”, or… Continue reading

Part 4 of The Octopus Hamstring’s 2011 MLB Season Wrap-Up – The Finale: Playoff & World Series Predictions or “Outlander! Outlander! We have your woman!”

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  Friends,   Welcome to Part 4, the Finale of The Octopus Hamstring’s first annual MLB Season Wrap-Up! In case you missed Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3, click the hotlinks.  … Continue reading

Weekend Links: Grantland Edition

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Friends, I’ve written an awful lot these last couple days. I’m not complaining. Writing articles on, and watching October Baseball are two things I’m passionate about. Both are challenging and rewarding hobbies. Doesn’t mean I’m… Continue reading

Part 3 of The Octopus Hamstring’s 2011 MLB Season Wrap-Up: AL & NL Cy Young and Manager of the Year Selections or George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People

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Friends, Welcome to the 1st annual Octopus Hamstring MLB Season Wrap-Up Part 3! If you missed parts 1 and 2, click here and here. Before I jump right into the Cy Young and Manager… Continue reading

Part 2 of The Octopus Hamstring’s 2011 MLB Season Wrap-Up: AL & NL Rookie of the Year Selections or I Forgot to Make a Sandwich so What am I Going to do for Lunch Today?

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Friends, Welcome to Part 2 of the 1st annual Octopus Hamstring MLB Season Wrap-Up! If you missed it, click here for Part 1. Well now that we have the 2011 MVP’s selected for both… Continue reading

Part 1 of The Octopus Hamstring’s 2011 MLB Season Wrap-Up: AL & NL MVP’s or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  Friends,   Welcome to the 1st annual Octopus Hamstring MLB Season Wrap-Up!   First things first; I’d like to get the elephant out of the room…motherfucker just sits around eating peanuts and talking… Continue reading