It’s your conscious calling, Mike.

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Mike, Holy fuck, man. You’re posting pictures of eggplants that look like penises while expecting me to deliver like Ali in the Philippines. I’m slightly befuddled here, and don’t get me wrong, Mike,… Continue reading

Tuesday Morning Dick Sketches

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  Friends, My inner 16-year old is absolutely loving these right now. I think this also serves as a reminder that the Hamstring is not above, in any way, lowbrow humor. Don’t let… Continue reading

I sure as hell ain’t getting any younger…

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Tyler (and Friends), Yep. I’m officially calling you out. The gloves are off. Pretty soon the loyal readers of the Hamstring are going to start believing that this “Tyler” person is a manifestation… Continue reading

Putting “The Lost Boys” into a historical perspective. “Part 1”

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Friends, We all know that vampires are the new black, right? Twilight movies, True Blood, a remake in the works of Fright Night (the original was such a fantastic film for its time, and… Continue reading

Why you should blame the Descendents for ruining punk rock.

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Friends, Alright dicks…before you start calling me a heritic, blasphemer, or even worse, a sad old man who won’t let go of the past, think about this for a second… Who is it… Continue reading

Wednesday Morning Link

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Friends, This story might be one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Who wants to get on a plane with me, fly to Russia and try to rob a hair salon (the… Continue reading

The Morrissey Paradox

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*Please just say that in your head with his accent. Try not to laugh… Friends, As promised, I’m going to attempt to describe what Tyler and I call “The Morrissey Paradox.” Before we… Continue reading

Monday Morning Link

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Friends, I’m an avid reader. I’ll read anything, anywhere, anytime, etc… I’m a huge fan of Chuck Klosterman, who’s in my opinion one of the best pop-culture/sports writers out there today. This link… Continue reading

The Deserted Island Game

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Friends, I already broke my Shabbos, so what the hell. “The Morrissey Paradox” is still coming next week, but I thought this might be fun in the meantime. I’m sure we’ve all played… Continue reading

Well, cut off my legs and call me shorty…

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Friends (Tyler), My, my, my…that was quite the post that Tyler wrote yesterday, wasn’t it? See, now things are getting good…really starting to heat up. This is how it should be. This couldn’t… Continue reading