Q: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Wanna go grab a sandwich?

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Friends, I’m still getting the hang of WordPress. Apparently you can embed polls into posts and publish them. I really didn’t have any plans to do an update today, but I love playing with… Continue reading

Breaking News: Mike Apathy Hits Free Agency!!!

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Friends, Let me tell you, Folks…I’ve been waiting a LONG time to get out of this contract that I signed back when I was 8, or 9, or 10, or so… Yes, Friends…I’ve… Continue reading

Follow Up: Jared Weaver’s Contract Extension

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Friends, I’m just going to drop a quick link here. There’s not much that can be said for this, so I’ll post a quote from the below article. A reporter asked him about… Continue reading

Monday Morning Link: Angels Give Jared Weaver His Contract Extension

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Friends,   I pull into work this morning, settle into my desk and prepare to turn on my computer. A coworker of mine, whom I often talk sports with, and I started some… Continue reading

Mike’s Friday Music Recommendation: Pissed Jeans Edition

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Friends, I’ve absolutely been loving these guys lately. I own two of their records; Hope For Men and King of Jeans (Hope For Men on vinyl, yeah I’m Indie). They have later-era Black… Continue reading

Stolen From The Interwebs

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  Friends, I am a connoisseur of the internet. Certain sites and content that I stumble across gives me the same satisfaction that a well-cellared Chateau Lafite 1787 would give my CEO. Though bragging about my knowledge… Continue reading

The Lost Boys Part 2: The Running Diary w/ Stizzle

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Friends, It finally happened. We finally did it. Stizzle and I actually sat down together over the weekend, at his place, and watched The Lost Boys. See folks, I do follow through on promises…like… Continue reading

Masturbation, my dog and Silence of The Lambs, Lego style.

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Friends, This is going to be a 2-part post. Part 1 is a story that I’ve shared with Tyler, Stizzle and the CDO. Tyler’s reaction was of pure elation. He thought it was… Continue reading

The absolute LOWEST common denominator…

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Friends, On my way to work every morning, I’m faced with a very difficult decision. The little devil sitting on my left shoulder tells me to roll down my window, honk my horn,… Continue reading

30’s the New 20

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Friends, Today’s Friday and I realize that I haven’t posted in a little while. I’m feeling about as motivated as…well…not motivated enough to put thought into coming up with a snappy analogy, it… Continue reading