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Party Naked in 2014


Friends, Music is my religion and I’m going to see the Pope in February. That being said, had my sperm-donor (dad) not had asthma, or my uncle on my mom’s side, or my… Continue reading

Weeding Out the Weakest Links


Not hotlinks that lead to unreputable pornography sites. Not the cufflinks you thought would be funny to put in the microwave that one time. I’m not talking about a package of Jimmy Dean… Continue reading

Hey bro, do you even lift?


Recently, there have been moments where I wonder what the hell I’m doing with myself. Today, after strapping on a 15 pound dip belt and knocking out 15 pull-ups in my door jamb,… Continue reading

Tyler’s Corner- Cake Fingers.


Sometimes in life, often when you least expect it, all it takes is a split second moment, a flash, to shake you from the cycle of denial and reassurance that’s carried you through… Continue reading

New shoes Mike


I was thinking of making my first post about my current life but realized I should probably ease you in a little. I’m all about foreplay first so I should do the same… Continue reading

Mike Apathy vs. The Volcano (And by Volcano I mean erectile dysfunction and unemployment.)


90%’ers, 1. Divorce 2. 90 Days of Good Clean Time 3. Continued Unemployment 4. The IRS 5. Writers’ Block 6. Ballin’ so Hard Muhfuggaz Tryna Find Me I wasn’t lying about the ED… Continue reading

2012 in review


The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: 600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 6,100 views in… Continue reading

Van Gough


I am a Van Gough. I am a priceless Van Gough that I have covered up with black paint because I haven’t been able to recognize me for what I am. For whatever… Continue reading

“The Ultimate Expression of Everything I Like About Horror Movies Inside a Themepark” as well as other Examples of Tyler being dumb….and also, I believed in Santa up until 6th grade


*Disclaimer: If the title of this post is what enticed you to move forward, you’re in for a rude awakening. This post has jack shit nothing to do with any of that. Sorry… Continue reading

Dude, chill the fuck out.


Why lately is it that every time I write something for this site I also happen to be squeezing shit from my Pillsbury in a public restroom? I’m at Starbucks in fucked up… Continue reading

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