Category Archive: General

Hey bro, do you even lift?


Recently, there have been moments where I wonder what the hell I’m doing with myself. Today, after strapping on a 15 pound dip belt and knocking out 15 pull-ups in my door jamb,… Continue reading

Mike Apathy vs. The Volcano (And by Volcano I mean erectile dysfunction and unemployment.)


90%’ers, 1. Divorce 2. 90 Days of Good Clean Time 3. Continued Unemployment 4. The IRS 5. Writers’ Block 6. Ballin’ so Hard Muhfuggaz Tryna Find Me I wasn’t lying about the ED… Continue reading

Follow Up: Jared Weaver’s Contract Extension


Friends, I’m just going to drop a quick link here. There’s not much that can be said for this, so I’ll post a quote from the below article. A reporter asked him about… Continue reading

Stolen From The Interwebs


  Friends, I am a connoisseur of the internet. Certain sites and content that I stumble across gives me the same satisfaction that a well-cellared Chateau Lafite 1787 would give my CEO. Though bragging about my knowledge… Continue reading

30’s the New 20


Friends, Today’s Friday and I realize that I haven’t posted in a little while. I’m feeling about as motivated as…well…not motivated enough to put thought into coming up with a snappy analogy, it… Continue reading

I Really Need a Hand (Job)


Dear friends, As you all know, thanks to Mike, I do think differently. Sometimes. It really depends. Maybe I’m just a little more vocal than most with regard to things I shouldn’t be… Continue reading

Chapman University


  Friends, Tyler’s post the other day, “A Brief History of Mike”, got me feeling all nostalgic and gooey inside. Those were the days let me tell you. Those were the days. I… Continue reading

A letter to Tyler:


                    Friends, Wow…so much has happened since my last post. Apparently Tyler thought it amusing to share the “Upper Decker” story. As I read… Continue reading

Google Search: “Picture of what?!?!?!”


Dear Hamstring, So, today I was happy to learn that some person, most likely a man, stumbled across our site after searching Google for “picture of the best tight ever vagina”. I’m going… Continue reading

Friday Morning Music Post


 Friends, I’m feeling inspired by our friend girlinturrupted88 over @ Feel Good Playlists. I’ve decided to try something new on a weekly basis where I lay out a playlist, or a band that’s… Continue reading

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