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Trying to get to sleep is like trying to catch a leprechaun…it’s hard…like the boys in the hood always are.

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Better watch out lady, you’re about to get Beldar’d…….which sounds like a great way for the young people out there to describe intoxication to one another. “Dude, MacKenzie (or some other ridiculous, self-important,… Continue reading

Surrealism in Suburbia

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“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.” -Salvador Dali Llama

Where in the fuck can a guy get a cube to gleam around here? Huh?

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Thursday, May 3rd, House of Blues, Hollywood California 8:50 pm, Via text message Mike: They evicted me from that spot I had to go upstairs by will call. It’s a fucking John Hughes… Continue reading

Back From Beyond the Grave: At the Drive-In Edition

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The following is an email I sent to the CDO a few weeks ago. She doesn’t give a shit about late 90’s post-hardcore. http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/40694/at-the-drive-in-a-youtube-appreciation http://youtu.be/s_-gXdVhzbg   This is one of the main bands… Continue reading

Fuck Jack Johnson

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First thing first. I can’t fucking stand Jack Johnson. Not on a personal level, I’ve never hung out with the guy, I just play one on TV. When I see Jack Johnson, I’m… Continue reading

What the fuck, how did I end up in Indiana?

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There were Juggalos in full face paint walking around in Orange, outside of Alcatraz Brewing Co. Friday night. As absolutely retarded as I think they are/that scene is, I can’t help but actually… Continue reading

You Mean There’s a Game On?! Mike Apathy’s Big Sports Thingy XLVI Observations, Chapter 1

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note: this was originally published just a few minutes ago on a new site I’m running, Riding a Dead Horse. Another site, you ask? More on that another time. Tyler and I are… Continue reading

Mike Apathy’s Riding A Dead Horse

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Riding A Dead Horse   Might as well face it, I’m addicted to blogs, Ikemay Pathya

Serj Tankian Look-a-likes at Stater Bros in Santa Ana…also, I’m boycotting the Chevron off of Fairhaven & Grand Ave.

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        Lets get this started off on a high note, cool? This is as good as its going to get from here; the plane’s gonna crash into the side of… Continue reading

Hip. Hop. Speach. Impediments.

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When the music hits you feel no pain. Praise Jesus, Mike