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Surrealism in Suburbia

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“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.” -Salvador Dali Llama

Where in the fuck can a guy get a cube to gleam around here? Huh?

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Thursday, May 3rd, House of Blues, Hollywood California 8:50 pm, Via text message Mike: They evicted me from that spot I had to go upstairs by will call. It’s a fucking John Hughes… Continue reading

Back From Beyond the Grave: At the Drive-In Edition

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The following is an email I sent to the CDO a few weeks ago. She doesn’t give a shit about late 90’s post-hardcore. http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/40694/at-the-drive-in-a-youtube-appreciation http://youtu.be/s_-gXdVhzbg   This is one of the main bands… Continue reading

Fuck Jack Johnson

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First thing first. I can’t fucking stand Jack Johnson. Not on a personal level, I’ve never hung out with the guy, I just play one on TV. When I see Jack Johnson, I’m… Continue reading

What the fuck, how did I end up in Indiana?

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There were Juggalos in full face paint walking around in Orange, outside of Alcatraz Brewing Co. Friday night. As absolutely retarded as I think they are/that scene is, I can’t help but actually… Continue reading

You Mean There’s a Game On?! Mike Apathy’s Big Sports Thingy XLVI Observations, Chapter 1

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note: this was originally published just a few minutes ago on a new site I’m running, Riding a Dead Horse. Another site, you ask? More on that another time. Tyler and I are… Continue reading

Mike Apathy’s Riding A Dead Horse

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Riding A Dead Horse   Might as well face it, I’m addicted to blogs, Ikemay Pathya

Serj Tankian Look-a-likes at Stater Bros in Santa Ana…also, I’m boycotting the Chevron off of Fairhaven & Grand Ave.

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        Lets get this started off on a high note, cool? This is as good as its going to get from here; the plane’s gonna crash into the side of… Continue reading

Hip. Hop. Speach. Impediments.

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When the music hits you feel no pain. Praise Jesus, Mike

Here’s another quick thought…

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How. In. The. Fuck. Did this guy get acting jobs after posting up, arguably, the weirdest, creepiest career defining performance OF ALL TIME?! Can you imagine what life might be like for this… Continue reading