Hanging out with Tyler, some chick from the East Village and Forrest Gump himself.
Tyler, the dude who some of you still believe is an alter ego* hit me up to go to a movie premier in LA. Well I did, and there was Hanks, DeVito, Tim Robbins, that dude from like every movie ever, another dude from that one flick, that funny indie movie chick, fucking Weird Al and a guy who was escorted out if the building for being funny on Ira Birbigglia’s dime. Jewish sausages and shitty pastries. Yep.
**come the fuck on…if I were to really craft an alter ego I’d be batman, not a 33 year old occupational therapist from Orange County.