We were promised more installments on your Octopus Hamstring Guide to Gay Sex. What gives? Pretty sure you left us hanging on the section covering twinks or total tops or something.
Stop pissing on my leg and telling me its raining. You’re holding out on our readers like the CDO holds out on me when I haven’t showered for two days and she’s afraid of me giving her a yeast infection.
I’m running out of shit to read while I shit. Shitter’s full, Bro.
For our loyal readers, that deserve satisfaction,
This is Mike Apathy signing off.