Ok, this sentence is being executed in order to assist me in figuring out what the fuck we’re doing here. Boom!
Tyler’s not very good with technology. He’s like my grandpa… When he was at camp, his favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as he used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. They used to make drawings… cave drawings! Which is his way of saying they were cave men. He went to camp so long ago that he can remember saying “sticks and stones may break my bones” and meaning it! He went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was his counselor! And his best friend hadn’t fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when he went to camp: head lice, and the plague – the bubonic plague!
If you know where I ripped this big, long joke off from, you’ve probably watched movies before.
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